The absolute biggest question on my mind as I'm watching the Giants game is this:
If Barry Bonds is found guilty of using steroids, will Major League Baseball strip him of his record?
Saturday, July 28, 2007
Homer #754.
One swing. That's all it could take. Starting at 9:05 tonight, history could be made. With Barry Bonds batting fourth in tonight's game vs. Florida, I'm personally rooting for Dontrelle Willis, the lefty Marlin pitcher. NO ONE wants to be responsible for giving an alleged steroid user the most revered record in baseball. Still, even if he did use steroids, I'm watching the game. Starting now. Good night mates.
Friday, July 27, 2007
Barry Bonds
Well, unless Barry Bonds breaks his leg in the next 3 weeks, the unimaginable horror is inevitable: Barry Bonds is going to break Hank Aaron's record. more later.
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
HYSTERICAL PRANK CALLS!!!
Yo! Rotflmao! These are the funniest prank calls I swear I may have EVER heard. Hahahahahahaha. These guys deserve an award; they are an example to all of us.
BEST PRANK CALL EVER!!!
Furby Prank Call
BEST PRANK CALL EVER!!!
Furby Prank Call
Jon Lester
Major (league!) congratulations to the Boston Red Sox's Jon Lester! Coming back eleven months after being diagnosed with lymphoma, the 23 year old lefty pitched a gorgeous game, starting with a called strike and leading Boston to a 6-2 win over the Cleveland Indians. Lester allowed only 5 hits and 2 runs in his first game since his rookie season. This man deserves an award. Congratulations!!!
Monday, July 23, 2007
Stupid Sexist Boys
For the most part, boys are pigs. No, this is not a generalization. This is a pure and honest fact. Why do (most) guys automatically think that they're bettter at sports than girls? Yeah, so guys are bigger. But I could get past you like that on a basketball court. Why do (most) guys absolutely adore girls as thin as a rail? Can't they accept us for our personalities and not our body shape? Guys, get over yourselves. Girls, rock on.
PS....If guys can't like you for who you really are, then they definitely don't deserve you.
PPS...No offense intended to the actually decent guys.
PS....If guys can't like you for who you really are, then they definitely don't deserve you.
PPS...No offense intended to the actually decent guys.
Political Parties
Screw democrats. Forget the Republicans too, for that matter. Honestly, why can't people just shut their mouths and listen to reason for once? Even kids at school follow their parents (usually liberal) views, and it's driving me NUTS!
The War in Iraq- Part of the Democrats' problem is this: amidst all of the backstabbing a finger-pointing, they haven't come up with a fail-proof problem themselves for the War on Terror. Yeah, the Bush Administration screwed up, but, really, could John Kerry have done any better? I mean, what were we supposed to do, sit back and let Al-Qaeda bomb the Capitol too? Let Saddam Hussein murder countless other Iraqis? The fact is here, people, the war is coming to a bloody standstill. We're not winning, it's hard to tell if we're losing. Cindy Sheehan isn't helping, what with all the attention grabbing and whining. No one exactly knows what to do, so cut the crap and work together, dang it.
Abortion- This is, in my opinion, one of the most important political issues. Essentially, it's murder. Unless the baby's going to be severly disabled and unale to function normaly in life, abortion is wrong. Circumstances are different if the woman was raped or her life is in danger. Otherwise it's just.... There are consequences for every action, and people should be more responsible. Who are we to say whether the baby has feelings or not? 40 years ago, this would be impossible. Why should it happen now?
The War in Iraq- Part of the Democrats' problem is this: amidst all of the backstabbing a finger-pointing, they haven't come up with a fail-proof problem themselves for the War on Terror. Yeah, the Bush Administration screwed up, but, really, could John Kerry have done any better? I mean, what were we supposed to do, sit back and let Al-Qaeda bomb the Capitol too? Let Saddam Hussein murder countless other Iraqis? The fact is here, people, the war is coming to a bloody standstill. We're not winning, it's hard to tell if we're losing. Cindy Sheehan isn't helping, what with all the attention grabbing and whining. No one exactly knows what to do, so cut the crap and work together, dang it.
Abortion- This is, in my opinion, one of the most important political issues. Essentially, it's murder. Unless the baby's going to be severly disabled and unale to function normaly in life, abortion is wrong. Circumstances are different if the woman was raped or her life is in danger. Otherwise it's just.... There are consequences for every action, and people should be more responsible. Who are we to say whether the baby has feelings or not? 40 years ago, this would be impossible. Why should it happen now?
Books That Are Making Me Go NUTS WIth Impacience
When the HECK is Mississippi Jack gonna be published??? The website (http://www.jackyfaber.com/) says September, but absolutely NO WHERE can I find a date. And the last book was a total cliffhanger, too. Dang. I'm so impatient, I could just scream. Why do people write books if all they're gonna do is make you go crazy for the next one??? I know, I know. Not fair. But I deserve a little tolerance for immatureness, after all, I'd spent months going nuts for In the Belly of the Bloodhound. Another book that's driving me crazy is Eclipse, by Stephanie Meyer. The latest book in the series of dark vampire romance in due out on August 7th, and I have a massive countdown going on my desktop...14 days, 22 hours, 56 minutes....... *sigh.* And, of course, Libba Bray's The Sweet Far Thing, which was supposedly going to be published way back in May. Well, I guess 7 months don't make much of a difference to you, huh? Well it does to me!! You're killing me here, women! (And man, LA Meyer, of "Bloody Jack" fame, is a guy.)
Harry Potter
SPOILER! BUGGER OFF!!!
Thanks a lot, JK Rowling. I love you and always will, but you killed off some of my favorite characters. The 7th Book was absolutely amazing, and I don't regret for one minute staying up 38 hours straight to get it.
Thanks a lot, JK Rowling. I love you and always will, but you killed off some of my favorite characters. The 7th Book was absolutely amazing, and I don't regret for one minute staying up 38 hours straight to get it.
The End of the World
The world has officially come to a close. This wannabe-different clueless clone has finally done something mainstream..., and no, I'm not talking about my first ever aeropostale shirt. I've got a blog! I know everybody wants their blog to be different, right? And they're all so dang different they are officially one and the same. So I'm not even gonna try. I'm just going to write whatever pops into my head, and buzz off if you don't like it. So there.
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