Why I Haven't Been Here, or Another Explanation of Why I'm Sick and Won't Be Here

Haha. See, the title is a play-off on all those book titles and Shakespearean plays, et cetera, et cetera way back in the 1600s, for those of you who haven't noticed they were all titled Da-da-da-da-da-duh, or, da-da-da-da-dah. That bothers me, because for goodness sakes, thousands of people have a hard enough time remembering one title, they don't need two of 'em to make them feel dumb. Plus, having two titles is a bit selfish for those of us who have yet to get to a book published. Whoops, I'm rambling. Anyway, ah, crap, will edit later, chest is killing me, gotta go take meds. Nite.